Saturday, September 24, 2005
I dunno what to write about.
I was thinking that since I have a blog, I should come and write something once in a while.
So here I am!
In recent months, I have finally found out the answer to the question we've all been asking!
The answer is 42.
Ok. I got that from Hitchhiker's. The true answer is : Humans are stoopid.
Sometimes we want to be lied to. And then we lament that people are out to cheat us. WAKE UP U NUMBNUTS! Of cos people are out to cheat us. What can you cheat a lamppost out of? You have to cheat OTHER PEOPLE to get something. Of cos a guy will tell u he would walk to the ends of the earth to pluck that last rose for you or feed you ice-cream in bed for the rest of your life. You expect him to tell u that you don't have tits like his ex or that he would rather have that girl in finance who he can't have and so he will settle with you till someone better comes along?
*sigh*
And then there are those sad and lonely single people (I am one too but this is where the similarity ends) who keep saying "There's no one who wants me". Look deep inside and ask yourself. Are you looking for a person you want or a person who wants you? People you want may not want you (or worse, just want to cheat you. Read paragragh above again!) but you don't give a crap about those people who want you cos, well, you're not interested. To each his own. Just don't give me that "I'm unwanted crap".
And since I am here, there's no such thing as torn between choices. I have 10 pairs of the SAME Calvin Klein underwear and yet I have one favourite pair. Your mind has sublimally already made up it's... errr.... mind.
And those of you who are still reading this (dunno why. are you that bored?) might have noticed that I didn't actually say what the question was. The question is even simpler.
WHY? (or in extreme cases, WHY ME?)
There you have it. Cos you are stoopid. So am I.
So here I am!
In recent months, I have finally found out the answer to the question we've all been asking!
The answer is 42.
Ok. I got that from Hitchhiker's. The true answer is : Humans are stoopid.
Sometimes we want to be lied to. And then we lament that people are out to cheat us. WAKE UP U NUMBNUTS! Of cos people are out to cheat us. What can you cheat a lamppost out of? You have to cheat OTHER PEOPLE to get something. Of cos a guy will tell u he would walk to the ends of the earth to pluck that last rose for you or feed you ice-cream in bed for the rest of your life. You expect him to tell u that you don't have tits like his ex or that he would rather have that girl in finance who he can't have and so he will settle with you till someone better comes along?
*sigh*
And then there are those sad and lonely single people (I am one too but this is where the similarity ends) who keep saying "There's no one who wants me". Look deep inside and ask yourself. Are you looking for a person you want or a person who wants you? People you want may not want you (or worse, just want to cheat you. Read paragragh above again!) but you don't give a crap about those people who want you cos, well, you're not interested. To each his own. Just don't give me that "I'm unwanted crap".
And since I am here, there's no such thing as torn between choices. I have 10 pairs of the SAME Calvin Klein underwear and yet I have one favourite pair. Your mind has sublimally already made up it's... errr.... mind.
And those of you who are still reading this (dunno why. are you that bored?) might have noticed that I didn't actually say what the question was. The question is even simpler.
WHY? (or in extreme cases, WHY ME?)
There you have it. Cos you are stoopid. So am I.