Maybe the end of the world should come soon. Earth is popuplated by too many idiots and losers. I just read this in the papers today :

Apple sued for iPod user's hearing damage

The long and short of it is that this idiot is suing iPod for "inadequate warnings" that playing his iPod too loudly can cause hearing loss. I really wonder if the money is worth being labelled an idiot for life. I for one will just laugh condescendingly at this asshole if i ever met him in real life instead of sympathising with him.

Sorry.. gimme a second. I need to print a label to paste on my walls to warn my friends that "Banging your head against this wall may cause grevious injuries. Please consult your physician before attempting to disprove this disclaimer."

Wow... i can think of so many important warnings now...

Calvin Klein Underwear :
Warning! Buying underwear that is too small for you may cause severe discomfort.

Toyota :
Warning! Stepping on the accelator will cause the vehicle to move! Please consult the manual.

Brand's Bird Nest Drink :
Warning! Gulping bird's nest like a glutton may cause choking which may cause death.

Phillip Morris :
Warning! Touching the red hot end of your cigarette may result in burnt fingers. Proceed at your own risk.

OH CRAP!
DISCLAIMER!!!

READING JUNYU'S BLOG MAY CAUSE HEIGHTENED EMOTIONS. THIS IS PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS IN PREGNANT WOMEN. PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CONTINUING!

Phew. Now try to sue me!
=)